THE EROTIC OF FOOTBALL That football is the king of sport, we know it and no one says it in doubt. That when there is a

THE EROTIC OF FOOTBALL That football is the king of sport, we know it and no one says it in doubt. That when there is a party the rate of fornication drops to unsuspected limits. Also. But there are similarities between sex and football. ¡ That's why I imagine they hadn't fallen. But they exist. But they are. And you will be able to observe how much it resembles And they will be able to know how it sucks that they are watching football, drinking beer on the couch and not paying attention to our most intimate desires, only in the rest time between the first and second half. And as long as, your team wins, because if they lose they can start making "a little finger" And you will be surprised how football is directly related to infidelity. Feminine and in this way we kill "two birds" "with one shot" The equipment; It tells about the clothing that is used for this purpose. It is from It is mandatory that everyone be in uniform, except for the boots that may be be of different brands or, colors and only, changing the studs, depending on the playing field, whether dirt, grass or artificial. Like them! They all have in common that they love to fuck, many of them in one uniformly, but there are always differences even if it is in the quality of the clothes. A first division player, with branded clothes, is not the same as one third division. There are posh ones, wealthy ones, with visa cards, with boxer shorts. Clavin Klein, and there are those without a penny, poorly dressed... that is no reason, for them one or the other makes the sexual act better or worse, it is not a question of that either! but it depends what you prefer: If you prefer to be taken to a "five star" hotel, or Let them fuck her under a bridge, you choose! You already know a lot and know how do it. The players Normally on the playing field 11, and on the bench 5 or Furthermore, this may vary, in the case of friendly matches, those that are agreed upon. It's like it happens in life, there is always a choice, between one and eleven, it is better to choose what is in top shape, which are the ones who play Usually, those who are on the bench are not so used to the sex game. But there are differences There are different types of players Cracks, these are usually very difficult to connect with, because their "status" is high, they handle a lot of money and usually have there are quite a few "fucking flies" around him, which will always be younger. than you, prettier and more silicone, so that we can deceive ourselves. ! They tend to be, and since they very habitually practice sex, great experts in this art, although they have their prime years, and then with the wear and tear of the years and the dust decrease, therefore increasing the level of triggering after a certain age. So... either they stay in the bench or they retire them, but they can always buy you an apartment next to the sea, if you are constant in your relationships, or did I say fellatio? The new signings They are the novelty, what comes from foreign countries, usually comes backed by the lovemaking art of their country, which will always be different from ours, with more rhythm, with more sauce. But they have it very believed, because these come with a million-dollar signing, and are normally the crack from before, don't trust too much. Those on the bench They are used to waiting, and letting things pass by. opportunities, they see with envy how the other players are active, while they settle for some handjobs. These end up in nothing in the end, because his self-esteem is decreasing, becoming impotent or ejaculating early due to lack of practice, with the consequent problem of the prostate after a while. The referee Normally a man who always wears black, alone, taciturn, with bad temper who is dedicated to always watching the game and only intervening when it comes out of his balls. Or when they touch him. They are what will make your life impossible, they will judge you without mercy, and if you go too far, whenever they want, they will take your card yellow to warn you, or red to banish you permanently from his life. Normally these are fans of solitary handjobs, and almost always, of so much choice they end up eating cans of tuna alone in front of the television. As they are people who almost always act in bad faith, in many times they will have to "come out on their own" because perhaps there will be a good friend of the "woman of deserving age" let her lips swell balls, and beat them with clubs, although they claim that they always apply the regulation. . The coach Expert men where there are any, visit a multitude of vaginas in his sexual pilgrimage, always to the one who pays the best, or the one who fucks the best. HE they make quotes and they will always be good psychologists, who will analyze you and give you good advice, which, since you are already very wise, you will not adapt to your attitudes. They are "the smart ones", who always seem to dominate everything, although they do not know, that it can always happen that another coach appears with more glibness, and they are sent to the third division. They usually do not appreciate success and when they realize it, they are " the rice has passed" The goalkeeper He almost never finds out anything, and he gets goals for any reason. goal side. They are the ones who will not pass through the doors, due to their antlers, and on top of that they will be "the coolest". Even though they keep a "vigilant eye", they spied on the email e-mail, mobile messages or missed calls, you will never They will find out until the end, when they have already scored the goal, which on the other hand part, all the other players on the team will know, the 11, the five of the bench, the coach and even the masseuse who was the first one they had confided infidelity. The masseuse It will be that quiet, shy man who almost always passes unnoticed on the playing field, who always comes to give you a good massage where and when you need it and in moments when you are "depressed" They are men who do not believe it, and who have skillful hands in the art of peeting or sexual massage. They do not give importance, since they never talk about them, normally you don't even know their name, but they are always friends faithful, who will always be with you, even if women never value them as lovers but as friends... And always be friends... damn! Because on top of that they have to endure how much they are in love with another, and give them a shoulder so that cry, and nothing about sex. The plays Team play is essential, but it is known by experience, that crack is usually very individualistic, so they They will always take the best, leaving for others what they despise. These Cracks are a bit bastards! The others will practice sexual games and participate in orgies, everything in unison, everyone with everyone, everyone with everyone... The offside When a player from the opposing team is further ahead than the defense; Normally in life it happens the same way, surely a friend, the most intimate, and the one who always stays to eat with the excuse that he is alone, and since he is trusted in the family, he fucks the woman, with the husband's approval without knowing it, so the only one who is out of the game It is the husband, because, the friend and the wife are normally in the line of corner. The corner When the ball goes over the goalkeeper's line, and has hit one from the opposing team.. This happens daily, the comments made to goalkeeper (see the one described above), always come out "by peteneras", and although ask directly about the woman's alleged infidelity, the friend, who is of the opposing team because he is fucking his wife, he will throw all kinds of of incredible explanations, which the doorman, as he trusts his friend, will believe "at feet together", because it is precisely he, and by chance, who always stays to eat, and, for "more INRI", the one who accompanies them weekends to the chalet with the excuse of the barbecue. The direct launch Throwing the ball directly at the goal, with the barrier placed a few meters away, and everyone with their hands on their balls to avoid the blow This is when, already completely upset, the husband claims to have seen the woman leaving the Calahorra hotel at five in the morning with the friend, and friends cover their private parts because they know it, and their sexual integrity and there is so much anger contained, that they don't know where they will come out the shots. Not even if they will use his testicles as a tie. The indirect launch As its name suggests, the ball must be passed to one of the team's own team or perhaps one that bounces off someone before shooting. This usually happens when the doorman, that is, the cuckolded husband, already a "star" component of this story, finds out, like someone who doesn't want the thing, of his wife's infidelity, after a comment in the cafeteria from the corner where he always goes to have coffee and croissant for breakfast every morning. . And he is there quietly, and without wanting to listen, and he listens That Matilde, who is his wife, look there are Matildes in the world! but not that, they all have a tattoo on their butt, they have been doing it with the one who is speaking, and on top of that he explains that he fucks wonderfully, when he passes months of abstinence due to frequent headaches or headaches aforementioned. And look where you are, you choke on your coffee and not even because It was very hot, he threw it in the face of the person who was talking about his Matilde, and caught him. an attack of horns, sending his testicles to a country far away from many kilometers from the cafeteria. The penalty But hey... After you already know how to use the condom, who already know how different ethnicities fuck, do they still sneak in sperm on fertile days.? I think these will be the ones who will repeat this course, and They will have to spend all the Christmas, Easter and summer holidays studying. Although also, don't be fooled by that " "Nothing's happening" for once, and don't worry, "I'm backing up now!" because with this technique the only thing they will gain will be a congestion of their vagina, and on top of that, stay in mid-orgasm. Believe it or not, before total ejaculation, the "pre-cum", which is also full of sperm. So no play it! . Neither "reverse", nor, "nothing happens for once", because it turns out, that perhaps that time will be the one when your ovaries are in full performance, and perhaps that day "when nothing happens" is their fertile days, they go and they sneak in. I don't know exactly! , Use the methods that exist on the market, contraceptives, condoms, spermicides and... don't be candid with me. ! Throw-in When the ball goes out of bounds for a side. ...It's been a long time since their marriage has become more suspense than a ditto movie. ...He no longer notices that when he pinches her ass, she shudder .... What the missionary has always been practicing. ...Now, they are more friends than lovers. pitttt..!Alert, the The ball has left the field of play, laterally, and may be in the area dangerous, where she, who is "of age to deserve", finds herself with a co-worker, who also makes the photocopies for free, and can that any day you... find yourself in the goalkeeper's situation. Don't let me fall asleep and activate your powders! They always have to be wonderful, like yourselves. The fans They say of those exalted, that they always shout and never They change bands, because their team "is what they love most in this life." Even if they are from political parties of different ideology, they do not allow themselves to be bought for nothing, and even if they are the last in the league, even if they always lose in any amatory match, they continue with their fixed ideas and can become goalkeepers any day and, not realizing that his ball has gone out of the side out of the field. The cousin This is the one they always wanted to fuck when they were little, that always involved the erotic fantasy of his sexual awakenings, and that never they could get, since it is frowned upon and goes against their morals. The league This represents all his sexual baggage over the years, There are Champions, the different Divisions, the First, the Second, the cup del Rey, the league of stars, the tribute matches, the friendlies with different teams, international tours, local trophies, matches of the national teams, officials or friendlies in which all those powders that you have been throwing throughout your life, and in all of them you will see reflected on what their sexual life has been like. Which as you will see is spacious and relaxed. Well!... some only keep a local trophy, which they give to them on top of it because they are from home, and because you are connected with the different politicians of shift. By the way, where did they end up in the classification of their league? Are they still in the First Division or have they already been relegated to the third division? So next time, your husband, lover, friend with right to friction, or whatever it is that is not a matter of detail, tell them: I want to watch TV where they're playing a great game! Don't let him, buy him a box seat, and send him directly football, which in the meantime you already have someone with get distracted good match Black Widow.