Wardrobe: Here and in China, the room where everything is stored type of objects. Applicable to individuals with excess

Wardrobe: Here and in China, the room where everything is stored type of objects. Applicable to individuals with excess steroids in the diet. Aspirin: The most successful contraceptive in history. Already be used to give credibility to the phrase "not today, my head hurts" or held between the knees as a deterrent. Panties: Female intimate garment that covers your shame and the object of desire of scoundrels. In an advanced state of alienation, the scoundrel makes the garment the object of his desire (fetishism). If we have to pay attention to the stories that are published on this page, it is found in in clear danger of extinction, displaced by a much larger predatory species aggressive (the thong). Buga: Large displacement automobile. By extension, any kind of four-wheeled vehicle, regardless of how filthy its state. In case you are the lucky owner of a genuine Bugatti, like the three that I have in the garage, don't be surprised by the comment: "Hey, one good imitation. I could pass for a real one"and the world is full of envious Horny: Usual state in which males are found of the human species, between 13 and 89 years old, characterized by a craving excessive towards the female of said species. State of mental insanity transient that inhibits and cancels any other brain function that does not have relationship with fucking, with intermittent emission of grunts and growth disproportionate (always from the subjective point of view of its owner), of a certain erectile organ. It can occur in women, although there is hardly any described cases, and with a lower virulence that does not affect its ability of reasoning. In short, it is included in the term whore. Cock teaser: Woman who practices high-risk sports, consisting of provocatively insinuating oneself, giving false hopes of triumph to the naive one on duty. Short lived as an elite athlete. Joint: Cylinder made of cigarette paper, with which rolls tobacco and a certain illegal substance of plant origin, with the intention of smoking it (in case of not being arrested first by the security forces of the State, for smoking in a prohibited public place). Cot: Bed. Cojones: Essential particle to give emphasis to any phrase. Colleague: Professional colleague. Outside the workplace, friend with whom you share a party, a party or a party, without reaching the category of friend (the one to whom you would entrust your wifeand then what happens happens happens). Rabbit: Female sexual organ. More specifically, the part visible of it, including the hair of the mons of Venus. Etymologically Speaking, it comes from the fact of the way in which it is grasped with the hand: with the palm of the hand facing up, in the case of women and with the palm facing below, in the case of the rodent. Let Play Boy pussies be called bunnies, is nothing more than an example of intellectual misappropriation by part of the hamburger empire. Pussy: Female sexual organ. Essential to denote surprise, astonishment or disbelief. Most used synonym: pussy (used also to refer to the woman as a whole or surplus and predictable part of a pussy). Shabby: Dirty, dirty, unworthy. If someone calls you you, break his face. Give the rod: Nag, bother Gallumbos: Male intimate garment that covers their shame, which generally they are.a real shame. Host: Any kind of blow, whether accidental (hit a host) or accidentally provoked (giving or being given a host). The priests They distribute hundreds of them every day and no one gets upset, but we already know that they are strange people, right? Eggs: Synonym of cojones, due to obvious geometric similarity. Wet: Tongue. Also used by some to indicate that you feel like it, but not that much, since then you would use "chorrenado" or another graphic expression, like: "If I throw my panties up high, they stay stuck to the ceiling". Yanki: Hominid subspecies that lives in South America. North. Characterized by a pathological ignorance of everything that is not find in your immediate environment and by choosing the dumbest male in the pack as boss. Inexplicably, it seems that the thing works. Ghost: Individual given to exaggeration. It is considered particularly annoying to the sexual fantasy, a category in which anyone who boasts of more than three (or two) consecutive sexual acts and consummated. Geek: What my daughter calls me when she wants to touch my hands balls. I'm afraid it's no compliment. And the day I find out, it's going to find out what a bad-ass geek is. Mammon: Particularly irritating individual. When it refers to an individual, usually in an admiring tone for their abilities buccopharyngeal. Maria: Own name. Plant from which the active substance of the joint. Brown: More or less dark poop color. "Eat the brown": action by virtue of which a naive person bears the guilt of others: Yes, Furthermore, he has had no part in or part in the action that is incriminating him, we can apply to said individual the classification of "pringao". Maruja: With a capital letter, proper name. With a lowercase letter, housewife house, in a derogatory sense. Applicable to all unemployed women paid outside the home or aspiration to change status, exception made of sex professionals, of course. Cool: Elegant, handsome. Nose: Face (a lot of nose: cheek). Most used synonym: mug. Mosqueo: Anger. Nymphomaniac: Mythological character of dubious origin. Women of implacable sexual appetite (what has been said, purely mythological). Tambourine: Ass. Set of ass and buttocks that some move with a lot of art. Peña: People. Many people or people with a certain common quality. For example: peña de mamones (a crowd). Obviously, it comes from the clubs football and bullfighting, where its members meet to make coffee and discuss such ignoble activities. Plasta: Particularly boring individual. Bland. Powder: Complete sexual act, whether for reproductive purposes or as a remedy against stress. During the falling in love phase, usually called "making love." Once you regain your common sense, it happens again to be called dust. Thousands of meanings, among which kiki stands out (when the dust is particularly fast and/or insubstantial). Cock: male sexual organ. Object of all our pampering, sleeplessness and care. Inexplicably, scientists continue without agree on your average size. Used as a suffix, it denotes little appreciation towards the person to whom it is addressed; for example: asshole, cocksucker, etc. Sex: Activity on the male thought tour, with according to the following age table: 13 to 30. Exclusively. 30 to 40. Fundamentally. 40 to 60. Frequently. 60 to 75. Occasionally. 75 to ---. Rarely. In the case of women, reverse the age table. In Argentina: enormous, disproportionate (according to what they say an Argentinian confessed during the airport customs interrogation: name, nationality, sex). Uncle, aunt: Kinship relations apart, form universally accepted to refer to someone. Trunk: Individual, without gender distinction. Hesitant: To boast about something assuming that the interlocutor is a stupid fool. For example, if I said I was a handsome guy, intelligent, funny and with an overwhelming personality, you could believe it or No. If I added that, furthermore, I cannot leave the house without feeling harassed by all the female neighborhood, we could say that I am hesitating you. Old man, old woman: Father, mother (just like in Argentina). TO Unlike there, it is not used to refer to the spouse. It is more suitable relative, contrary, rib and fighting machine to refer to the wife and opposite, hunk and snoring machine to refer to the husband. Author's apostille. The previous list of words has been made without any scientific basis; in fact, without any kind of order or concert, except the order alphabetical (which I hope I haven't screwed up). I hope it serves as a guide and helps readers unaccustomed to the Spanish street slang of the 1990s. 80, which I abuse in the stories I publish. Of course, it would be appreciated if some kind soul did the same with the idioms from the other side of the pond. I'm not done yet Be clear about whether the bra goes under the skirt and the t-shirt goes over what. The stories are understood, but the nuances are lostand I am a maniac of the nuances.