THE CRICKS OR THOSE BUGS THAT FUCK YOU Crabs, pediculus pubis or phithirius pubis are those lice that settle in the pubi

THE CRICKS OR THOSE BUGS THAT FUCK YOU Crabs, pediculus pubis or phithirius pubis are those lice that settle in the pubic hair, (so it is not necessary to be handsome, for about beautiful), and that are transmitted by contact between the hair or the share the same clothes. Pay close attention to this definition and do not let yourselves "eat the jar". Crabs are transmitted by sexual contagion. Thus, in my desire to help you, I am going to advise you that: part of the condom that I already said to carry in your bag, now include in these two items. : A magnifying glass, and a blue light. And you will tell me why? I will explain it to you, I don't know. get nervous... If you see that in your partner's pubic hair, and at go give him a good blowjob, we will explain that in detail, you see that his hairs move to the rhythm of samba, that his pubic hair is fuller than some department stores in sales time, that jump, dance and move little ones bugs , Or that they are full of white balls and it's not Christmas. Those are Little eggs... not the others that will distinguish them by being larger and hairy.....those are crabs. Careful!!! Be alert... You can get infected. Those little bugs are specialized in pole vaulting, hurdle jumping. Or somersault... Or triple jump that doesn't matter. What should you do?... Follow my helpful instructions... Quickly get away from your pubic hair, the lice could jump to your eyelashes, or your mustaches if you haven't plucked, you know the louse Basically, if you are nearsighted and have taken off your bottle-bottomed glasses, put them back on. to put, even when the partner says something rude to you, you always can say: "I like to give a good blowjob with glasses on" Then go to your bag, where you will have placed the magnifying glass. increase, get closer to the pubic hair like Sherlock Holmes, and observe then to the little bugs that are in continuous movement, jumping happily between the hairs to the rhythm of "rap," in that pubic hair... Don't worry about the blowjob. I will find another available. At this moment it is not the priority. If it is in the dark, if she is one of those who likes to fuck in darkness, but suspects that those hairs have too much life... take out blue light, which will be a low-intensity ultraviolet light, and move between 10 or 15 cm. If you are nearsighted you will have already put on your glasses, it is not done It needs to get closer. You'll see through this small and tiny light wanderers who will do the marathon between their hair... They are crabs. . If you are one of the liberated ones, and you like to fuck in full light, take it out to the balcony naked and observe again with the magnifying glass that she is infested with crabs While you take him to the balcony you will notice that he will scratch himself. instinctively the eggs.. Be observant. From this detail If this is not enough for you, take a look at the ground, where They will find the underpants, those underpants, cayumbos that he has taken off, it is not That they have polka dots, No, it's not that they are folkloric and sing cante jondo. No! If not, they are dotted with small blood stains. , and the scratching of The eggs have produced precisely that peculiar print. new reason to think that it is full of biting bugs Think then. While dragging him towards the balcony in balls,; That they have gone to that pubic hair to maintain a sexual activity promiscuous, or by having relations with infested people... Don't forget it. When you're sure... Don't lose your cool. Tell him that you are going to make a game Take him to the sink and lather him well with shampoo from the lice, which since you are very cautious, you will have in your sink. Comb it to take out the eggs, this will drive them crazy because they will continue thinking that it is a little sexual game. If this doesn't work. Attack him with the clippers shave, jump like a kitten, and shave him all off, leaving him like a child, no leave not a single hair alive. Re-soap it, make sure there are no more living animals in your pubis, if it is not enough to carry out the process several times. His private parts will be as clean as a whistle. At this point, where his busy, frenetic activity In the last few minutes, you have already finished with the hair and if you are careless you will leave it without pedicle or penis. ,Reperform the operation, the magnifying glass, the blue light and take him out to the balcony naked again. If he asks you: what are you doing darling You can give silence as an answer, with a look suggestive, you already know his look is wonderful, and at this point you have practiced on many occasions in front of his mirror. Or tell him, no one has done this to you and remain so pancha. After the entire process, and if you still feel like I doubt it, then you can practice that blowjob you dreamed of. Although I I would advise that you wait a few days to recover from the shock and Don't think that you have become turulata or that you have lost your temper. If you are squeamish, don't do any of the above. described. Put on your panties and tell him.. "I like you but not your tenants" that you are very fine and have gone to paying schools and ultimately you are not up to it. hosts. Health black widow