The Erotic OF FOOTBALL That football is the most popular sport, we know and nobody puts it In doubt. That when there is

The Erotic OF FOOTBALL That football is the most popular sport, we know and nobody puts it In doubt. That when there is a match the index of fornication is lowered to Unsuspected. As well. But there are similarities, between sex and football. ¡ That, I imagine that had not fallen. But they do exist. But they are. And you can see as soon as it seems And they will be able to know how to fuck they are watching football, Drinking beer on the sofa and that do not respond to our most intimate desires, Only in the rest time between first and second part. And if and when, Your team wins, because if you lose can already go becoming a "piggy" And you will be surprised how football is directly Related to infidelity. Women and kill two birds step " A shot" The equipment; The clothing that is used for this purpose. It is To all to go in uniform, less in the boots that may Be of different brands or, colors and only, by changing the tacos, depending on the Field of play, whether on land, grass or artificial. I like them! All have in common that they love to fuck, many a Evenly, but always there are differences, even though it may be in the quality of the Clothing. It is not the same a first division player, with designer clothes, that one Third Division. There are wealthy, posh, with visa card, with boxer Clavin Klein, and there is without a hard, badly dressed... that is no reason, for that One or the other to do the sexual act better or worse, nor is it a matter of that! But it depends on what you prefer: If you prefer to take a "Five Stars," or The follen under a bridge, you choose!, which already knows a lot and knows how to To do so. The players Normally in the Playing Field 11, and in the dock 5 or Again, this may vary, in the event of a friendly matches, which may be agreed. That's how it happens in life, there is always a choice between one And eleven, best to choose what they are in full form, which are those who play Usually, those who are in the dock, are not as accustomed in the Game of sex. But there are differences There are different kinds of players The Crack, these usually costs much ligarlos, Because its "status" is high, handled a lot of pasta and usually have to Around her enough" flies cojoneras", which will always be, more young people You, more beautiful and more siliconadas, for us to go to deceive us. ! Tend to be, and how to practice very sex, Great experts in this art, although they have their years of fullness, and then with The wear of the years and powders are shrinking, increasing thus the The level of the gatillazos after a certain age. Then... or remain in The dock or are removed, but you can always buy an apartment Beside the sea, if you are constant in your relationships or what i said fellatio The new signings Are the novelty, what comes from foreign countries, Normally comes backed by the art of lovemaking in your country that will always be Different from ours, with more pace, with more sauce. But I have very Believed, because these, come with a chance millionaire, and are usually the Crack before, do not rely too much. The dock They are used to wait, let see pass the Opportunities, come with envy as the other players are active, While they conform with straws. These end up in nothing. Because their self-esteem is decreasing, entering in impotence or premature ejaculation Early diagnosis due to the lack of practice, with the consequent prostate problem to Over a period of time. The arbitrator Normally a man who always goes black, lonely, Taciturn, with poor milk that is dedicated to always see the game and only intervene When he comes out of his balls. Or when the touch to it. Are you will make life impossible, will judge you without Piety, and if you spend a hair, whenever they want to, you will draw the card. To let you know, yellow or red for desterrarte definitively from his life. Normally these are fans of the straws solitary, and almost always, Both choose they end up eating alone tuna cans in front of the television. How are people who almost always act in bad faith, in Many occasions will have to "come out" because there might be a good Friend of the" women in age demerecer" that swell the Balls, and grind to sticks, although they claim that always apply the Regulation. . The coach Men experts where the Hague, run through a multitude of vaginas In your sexual journey, always at the best pay, or the one that best folle. It is Make quote and will always be good psychologists, that you will analyze and give you Good advice, that you as already a very wise, not adapt to your attitudes. Are the "crafty", which always seems to dominate Everything, even if they don't know, you can always happen to appear another coach With more labia, and send them to the third division. Usually do not appreciate the success and when they realize, "les Has passed the rice" The doorman Almost never learns anything, and you slip goals for any Side of the goal. Are the ones that will not pass through the doors, due to its Antlers, and above will be "the most cool gadgets." Despite the fact that they "eye", spied the mail E-mail, mobile messages or missed calls, never Knowing about it until the end, when already strained the Gol, which on the other Part, you will know all the other players on the team, 11, the five of the Bench, Coach, and up to the massage that has been the first to have Entrusted with the infidelity. The Massage A man shall be quiet, shy and almost always happens Unnoticed on the playing field, which always comes to give you a good massage Where and when you need it and in moments in which this "depression" Are men who do not believe, and that has skilled hands in The art of peeting or sexual massage. Do not give importance, because it was never Speaks of them, usually is not known and his name, but they are always friends Faithful, which will always be with you, although women never appreciate how Lovers but as friends... And be friends always... "Fuck!, because above have to Endure much they are enamoured of another, and put the shoulder so that Cry, and sex nothing. The moves Team-play is essential, but it is known by Experience, that crack is usually very individualistic, then they Are always the best, leaving to others what they despise. They are a little bastards these Crack!. The other, practiced, and participate in sexual juececitos Orgies, all in unison, all with everyone, all with all... The outside of the game When a player of the opposing team is more advance That the defense; Normally in life passes in the same way, surely a Friend, the more intimate, and which always remains to eat with the excuse that this Only, and as it is of confidence that gives you in the family, she pulls the woman, with The blessing of the husband without knowing it, so the only one that is out of the game It is the husband, because, the friend and women are normally in the line of Corner. The corner When the ball comes out of the line of the porter, and has given One of the opposing team .. That happens on a daily basis, the comments that are made to the Goalkeeper( see above), always go "peteneras", and although Ask directly for the alleged infidelity of women, the friend, which is From the opposing team by that is fucking his wife , will throw all kinds Incredible explanations, that the doorman, as trusts his friend "to believe Toe", because in addition is the precisely and by chance, which It is always eat, and, for "prettier", which accompanies the On weekends to the chalet with the excuse of the barbecue. The direct launch Lanzaminento of the ball directly to the goal, with the Set just a few meters from the barrier, and all hands on the eggs to avoid The coup. It is when, already pissed the husband at all, he claims to have Seen women leaving the hotel de Calahorra at five in the morning with the Friend, and friends become clogged parts because they know this, and Danger Sexual Integrity and there are both upset content, that don't know where to go The shots. Or if you, will put the testicles by tie. The launch indirect As the name itself exposes, you must pass the ball to One of the equipment itself or, perhaps, to any of bounce before shooting. This tends to happen when the goalkeeper, or husband cuckold, Component already "star" of this story, as a whole, as the one who does not want to The thing, of the infidelity of his wife, after a comment in the cafeteria The corner where he is always going to have breakfast coffee with croissants each morning. . And is there quietly, and without wanting to listen, and listen , That the Matilde, that above is his wife, see that there is matildes in the world!, But not all have a tattoo on his butt, he has been doing with You are talking about, and above explains that fucks of wonder, when he passes Months of abstinence by frequent headaches or headaches of the Above. And look at you by where, choked with the coffee and nor because It was very hot, tosses it to the face which speaks of his Matilde, and catches you An attack of horns, sending their testicles to a distant country to many The region of the cafeteria. The penalty But good.. After they already know how to use the Condom use, they already know how fucked up to various ethnic groups, do they still slip The sperm in fertile days.? I believe that these will be that repeated this course, and They will have to pass all the Christmas holidays, Easter and summer Studying. But also, don't be fooled with what " No-go nothing"for once , and quiet, "I already the reverse", Because ,with this technique, the only thing that will win will be a congestion of your vagina, And on top of that stay in the medium orgasm. Believe it or not , before ejaculation, the total comes out "Seminal fluid", which is also full of sperm. So don't It is the play! . Or "reverse", nor, " nothing happens for once," Because it is, perhaps that is the time that your ovaries are in full Performance, and perhaps that day "that nothing happens", is your fertile days, van And you will slip. Do not trust! , Use the methods that exist in the market, Contraceptives, condoms, spermicides, and... Do not be candid. ! Throw-in When the ball goes out of bounds by a Side. ...That take time that your marriage has been more in Suspense that a movie of idem. ... That is no longer note that when you pinch the ass, she Shudder. .... It takes practicing the missionary ever. ...That already, are more friends than lovers. I pitttt..!Alert, the Ball has left the field of play, laterally, and may be in the area Dangerous, where she, that this "whoring", you are with A co-worker, which he makes photocopies for free, and can That any day you... is in the situation the goalkeeper. Don't me to sleep and active their frolics!, which always have to Be wonderful, such as yourselves. Fans They say of those exalted, that always vocal proponents and never Change of bandwidth, because your computer" is what they want most in this life". Or even if they are from different political parties ideology, not left to buy For nothing, and although these are the last of the league, although always lose Any party of lovemaking, continue with their fixed ideas being able to convert to Porters any day and, not realizing that his ball has been removed by the Side outside the field. The premium This is the one that always wanted to fuck when they were young, That always meant the erotic fantasy of their sexual awakenings, and never They were able to achieve, as it is frowned upon and goes against their morals. The League This represents your entire sexual baggage over the years, There are Champions, the various divisions, the first the Second, the cup The King, the League of the stars, the parties tribute, the friendly with Different teams, the international tours, the local trophies, Parties The selections, officers or friendly in the reflected all of these Powders that has gone you launching throughout his life, and in all they will see Reflected how has been your sex life. That as they will see is wide and relaxed. , Well!... some, just with some local trophy, which is given above Because they are of house, and because these plugged in with the various political parties Turn. To purpose of that place were the classification of its League? Do you follow in First or have already fallen to third division? So the next time you, her husband, lover, friend Right to rubbing, or whatever it is that it is not a question of detail, tell them: I want to watch tv that spoil a Partidazo! ,We do not leave you, buy an entry of palco, and send Directly football, you meanwhile already have with whom Get distracted. Good game Black Widow.