HOW MINISTERS FUCK A minister is a man in a usually dark suit, with tie, depending on the range of colors depending on whether they are right or left, which They have given him a leather wallet, with his name engraved on it, and they are in the course school determined by the head, normally hand-picked until the aforementioned want. But they also fuck I assure you And not determining which country it is, that is left for You, who are very, very smart, we are going to explain the techniques sexual practices that would be used, always in that case, by the different ministers according to Which ministry does it depend on? And if anyone gets upset Well fuck it Here we go; The Treasury The finance minister will always count your money, which which costs VAT, and will deduct personal income tax depending on how much you have worked. They will always use the visa card, they will pass through your pussy, Yes, Visa gold, without giving you any type of bonus. If the balance of the powders has been positive, that is, if satisfied, at the end of the year they will return your money, if for the On the contrary, you have jumped in bed, you have had infidelities, and he feels like the most cuckold in the universe, then when filing the income tax return sexual, will give you a positive that you will not be able to pay even if you work hours extraordinary fellatios. That of Agriculture and fishing; And how you have to keep everyone happy. meat and fish, They will be those who do the same, one or the other, without forgetting to water the garden well, where your most precious vegetables grow, be they eggplants, cucumbers... or Padrón peppers, which he will always brag about in front of others ministers and in contempt of you. That of science and technology; It would be 0.07%. This one will dedicate that 0.07 of your relationships with him, to share it with many others, because you have to be supportive! So of this one, do not believe that he will be faithful to you, you will not be faithful either, of course, there is many ministers and they have to be distributed. He will also apply new technologies being addicted to cybersex, and in all computer robotics. That you will do from your private address and during work hours, during office hours. . They will be compulsive chatters in hookup rooms, and they will be left with the same ones, weekends that will alternate with you, because of the 0.07%... now You know. ! You have to be supportive. They will monitor pornography very closely, and the porn movies that They will see continuously, to know how the business is going, joining this practices with those of culture. The Foreign Affairs They will never apply the "immigration law", fucking for the same with all those that come your way, for the sake of having good relations with the outside. They will become friends with your friends, who will also share on parties this is very "chic" doing powders ditto, (see story of the types of powders). Given then to mass relationships or orgies shared. You know! That at first one fucks with another and at the end In the end you don't know what they're getting you into. Keep in mind that everyone who is not "your relative" "They will be foreigners", not applying the aforementioned law to them. That of Health and Consumer Affairs; It will be the one you always carry in that suitcase that your father gave you. boss, a magnifying glass, a blue light, if you don't read the one about crabs and you will understand it, ensuring that their relationships are extremely aseptic, without risks of infections, but since you have pussies "cleaner than a whistle", they don't should be of concern, if, given the case, a small entry attempt were made of a bug or illness, they will give them the necessary medications, which more Later they will deduct the tax from the treasury.... See the tax from the treasury. They will visit sex-shops, where they will buy all the news, for consumption and to test its effectiveness. If they are found, pretend that you have not seen them... it will be better for you, because they never They visit those types of stores.. The one inside They will go into their lighter depths, practicing for same vaginal sex, anal and cunnilingus, all very deep, all very internal... They will peer into your most intimate thoughts to know what you think but since you know how to hide very well and you have the lesson learned will lie "like Cossacks" and they will not find out anything. As almost always. The defense "They will apply condoms and spermicides in a military manner," "morning after pill" even if you are in menopause. And they will have a attitude towards you of respect, normally he will always call you" you", never saying his name in moments of intimacy. So, I don't know bother saying that about: -Honey!.... Call me by my name... let me think that you are with me. Because he won't do it, and if you act like a jerk on top of it Maybe I'll send you on an aircraft carrier to some distant country. The Development He will take you on a trip, possibly on a train that runs very fast. quickly, and there he will fuck you at full speed, maybe you won't notice! It is also He may give you an apartment in Marbella, or a property in Matalascañas, so that Go fishing with the agriculture guy,... And they are understanding...! . The one of justice The sex will always be with fraud, premeditation and treachery, that they would apply with complete rectitude and equally, equitably between you and your friends Since justice is slow, don't worry, because for When the trial comes out, you will have filed a couple of complaints, and possibly you are involved, with the one from the Interior, because you are very deep in thought and Mediocrity doesn't suit you at all. And it is that "fucking has no amendment", and they They will apply the umpteenth amendment, with the help of the mixed group. That of culture and sport You will have already shared with the New Technologies, and with him same, the porn movies, and you will feel very instructed in these tasks, so you will share with them the powder outdoors, on tennis courts, or basketball. They will invite you to the box of the most beautiful football stadium, and You will acquire very beneficial contacts with footballers who earn" a fortune goose", which you will need to pay the Treasury who will continue with his life card passing it through the pussy and without discounts. . The Environment You will share with the sports one. Boat trips, for see the dolphins and turtles from which they will learn their sexual habits, being able to invite agriculture and fishing... You see, duos happen a lot, and trios or whatever be. The powders always respect the environment, which is what counts, ecological and transgenic with the approval of the respectable..... Nature and such. Labor and Social Affairs You will work 8 hours, special for nymphomaniacs, and 35 weekly which are the ones you get and you will also do this for free, so you have to do social works and be supportive. If you do not expose yourself to a closure of your parts intimate with employment regulation, or a voluntary dismissal from your functions, without no kind of compensation for the prescribed actions.. You can always welcome a sexual strike or go on strike to demand what you have, which sometimes at this point and with so much work you deserve it. The spokesperson It would be the "spiker", the one that would be used as a sexual technique voyeurism, explaining and commenting on his or her sexual experiences " to everything quisqui." It would also be the one who, in the middle of the dust, does not remain silent, and all the For a while he tells you: How are you? Are you OK? Have you been well?... Everything This, in order to keep the other ministers well informed. The Presi Will always use"reverse gear" in times of confusion, and so as not to look bad, alternating it with "look back, look at you!", to nothing. To go back," or to take a run", "to what's done, chest" ", above all in committed matters and in which you have to get wet. You see, this thing about the Ministries is a complicated task and How can that not work for you! So leave the ministers, and stay with those penises loners who will always be willing to enter your vagina for a while or forever. And if not, take note, because here you can also apply some variations depending on the political trend of the moment, right or left and since you already know what they like, well! : Make your vote a useful but informed vote. Author's note; Any resemblance to reality is pure coincidence... Don't think badly of me because it's all in your imagination. Black Widow,
