It was mid-morning, as it could have been another hour, when Ramón received a call. On the other end of the phone was Mu

It was mid-morning, as it could have been another hour, when Ramón received a call. On the other end of the phone was Muñoz, the janitor of the Archive where his wife worked. The beadle, with his typical voice worn by the Anís, informed him that his wife was on her way to the Central Hospital. scared and nervous about the news, Ramón spoke with his superiors, took the first taxi what he saw and in a short time he arrived at the Hospital. In the Hospital he got lost several times following the indications but in the end he arrived at the emergency room by chance. Asked by his wife to the nurse in charge of admissions and the only answer he What she found was that the doctors were still with her and she couldn't tell her more. His nerves were on edge, just as inside he was progressing. murderous instinct for so many evasive responses. Shortly after being in the waiting room packed with thousands of relatives in the same situation, I hear his name on a public address system that had not been renovated since the Civil War due to the few funds that Lately dedicated the State to Health. He got up nervous and shaking while heading to the indicated place. When he arrived at the place, at the door he saw a doctor who was waiting for him, he would have barely turned 30, surely He was a resident doctor fresh out of college who was killed hours a day. a miserable salary. The doctor invited him to sit in that small office and He began to tell what happened. His wife had arrived at the emergency room at 9:25 a.m. In the morning, to reassure him, he told him that he had come in a taxi and on foot. Entry with a body lodged in the lower part of your body. That body was a bottle of milk that he had emptied into his wife's vagina. It proceeded to the removal of the body by various methods with the result of rupture of the milk bottle and consequently the end of the vacuum. As As a result of the rupture, the saphenous and iliac veins were severely damaged. cuts of medium severity and had to be intervened quickly. The intervention It was a success and now his wife was under observation. Ramón still couldn't believe what was happening. couldn't Imagine your wife in such an attitude. That teenage girl he met in Franco times who came out with his impeccable school uniform and who did not I let him touch. He didn't even understand why his wife had come to those extremes, they were all questions that I did not understand or that I did not want to understand: How had his wife come to masturbate with a bottle of milk at 9 in the morning after an intense night of love? Who, nowadays, buys milk in bottles when it is much more comfortable and ecological to buy them in tetra-brick? Why does my wife have to cum from bottles of milk when you can cheat on me with ten billion men desperate like Muñoz? What if, anyway, he prefers to masturbate rather than sleeping with me or with another person, a vibrator was not more comfortable and avoiding this very compromising situation? The doctor reassured him and kept reminding him that they They have an oath and that in that sense they would maintain maximum discretion. Ramon More calmly, he thanked the doctor for everything he had done, shook his hand and He left the consultation. When Ramón left the consultation he decided that he needed to take fresh air, that now he didn't feel like seeing his wife. He started moving, he saw a kiosk, bought any newspaper, opened it, looked for the relaxation section, He remembered that he had already received the extra Christmas pay and read: "Natalia, 23 years old, hot college student, specialized in ecological rimming, 50". Ramón closed the newspaper, picked up the cell phone, framed and